Friday, November 23, 2012

Listerine Left This Celiac Green


 
 
I've had a long stretch of feeling really good! 
 
Matter of fact, I was superstitious about counting how long it's been since the last time I got glutened-- for fear I would get glutened. 
 
Then about a week ago I started feeling a little off. 
 
We're in the middle of cold and flu season, I figured that was causing my congestion.
 
A slight nagging feeling under my rib cage worried me on and off; not bad enough to take my breath away.  Hmm... maybe I should have the HIDA scan my doc recommended. 
 
Every day my fingers got slightly stiffer.  But it was not the KA-POW from a full gluten hit
 
Four days ago my knee cap started aching; sitting or standing made no difference.
 
I began losing my nouns. 
 
Communication became like a bad game of charades.  "Hand me the, you know, the whatchamacallit that you use to lift the round thingy off the doo-lolly that I'm cooking on."
 
Spatula?  Yeah, that doo-diggy.
 
My dear husband started saying, "I really think you got glutened." 
 
I protested,  "No, no, I'm not that bad.  I'm just a little off.  Night sweats?  Weren't you hot too?  No?  Nah... I still don't think it's gluten."
 
Yesterday I left communion coffee with the neighbors, ready to have a nice Thanksgiving with my family and I burst into tears.  I sobbed the whole walk home!  And then I continued to cry on my husband's shoulder when I got home.  Can I tell you, I'm generally not a weepy person.  
 
I finally gave in an admitted I could have been glutened. 
 
I racked my foggy brain trying to remember every morsel of food that went into my mouth the last week.  Nothing jumped out at me.  Resigned to the fact that I might never know, that's when it hit me.
 
I started diligently using Listerine at bedtime about a week ago.  After discussing its benefits with a friend, it seemed like a good practice.  I never thought to read the ingredients or call the manufacturer.
 
Doing a quick search for information on the gluten status of Listerine yesterday, I found this blog written in June 2012. The response the blogger got was, basically, they can't guarantee the product has not been cross-contaminated.
 
My husband said, "Why don't you quit using it and see if you get better?"  
 
Thank goodness for him, because I really might not have come up with that on my own.  No sarcasm, my brain really was that fuzzy. 
 
That was yesterday.
 
"Wow, you're up early!" was the response I got this morning when I popped out of bed. 
 
"I didn't use any Listerine last night!"  I started wiggling my fingers and kicking my leg like someone cured at a revival.
 
My knee has miraculously stopped hurting.  My fingers aren't swollen and my disposition in on an upswing.
 
I'll call the company myself on Monday to see if they have changed their gluten free status... but I think I already have the answer I need.
 


Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Celiac Disease Sounds Better with an Accent





Katie Couric interviewed Dr. Green of Columbia University, a recognized expert on Celiac disease. 

Katie asked all the basic questions and even touched on the touchiest of subjects for people with Celiac, the current 'trendyness' of our affliction.  I think Dr. Green made a good point on this topic.

Yes, Americans seem to be jumping on the gluten free bandwagon but, even with the frenzy, our wagon is more Radio Flyer than Conestoga.

This video is like 'Celiac Disease 101'.  It touches on the main points about this auto immune disorder.  It's a well presented introduction and Dr. Green has a lovely Australian accent, which makes these facts easier on the ear:

  • Symptoms of Celiac disease are diverse.  According to his website, very few are intestinal. 
  • Celiac disease is not rare.
  • Most Americans with Celiac disease are undiagnosed.
  • America is behind many other countries in awareness and diagnosis.
  • Eating large quantities of processed, gluten free foods is not a healthy diet.
  • Untreated Celiac disease can lead to other serious health conditions.
  • There is no pharmaceutical treatment for Celiac disease.



Monday, November 12, 2012

She's No Martha Stewart!

 

A good friend is having an engagement party next weekend.  She honored me by asking if I would design her invitation. 

Bicycle built for two?  Why, YES!

The email below came from her last week: 

I will buy some (Gluten Free Houston) millet bread to make breadcrumbs for the meatballs and you can have the rest of the loaf.
You will be able to eat the following:
--Meatballs (made with my homemade sauce, no gluten)
--Cucumber bean salad I made when Laura & Caroline were here
--Prosciutto—cheese—apple pieces
--Chicken salad in tomatoes as long as Kraft Mayo is GF…do you know? The other ingredient is greek yogurt then fresh veggies.
--your eggplant nastiness (She doesn't like any eggplant, much less my caponata.  I don't take it personally!)
So I think the only things you will NOT be able to eat are the desserts and spinach dip. I will make sure to prepare everything before I make the dip and make a plate for you and put it in the fridge.
Yay!

Remember when Martha Stewart declared about guests with special dietary needs, 'Oh my God! Don’t ask! My rule is do not ask about dietary restrictions.'

It's easy to understand where she was coming from; it's presumptuous for a guest to expect to be catered to at someone's house or event.  Before living with celiac, I would never expect preferential treatment--and I'm not about to start now.

I adore my friends who honestly tell me, "I will never try to cook for you because I'm worried about cross contamination in my kitchen."

But this? 

This email shows that someone who has not built an empire on being a hostess can offer the kindest gesture to make a guest feel welcome and included at her celebration.



 

Sunday, November 11, 2012

How to Peel Large Quantities of Garlic


 
I just recently saw a way to peel large quantities of garlic in a hurry and I had to try it. 

Sure, I have one of those garlic roll-y thingies, but this method is more fun and is faster if you have a lot of garlic to peel:
 
Break off the number of cloves you need.  Place them in two same sized aluminum bowls, one on top of the other... and start shaking.
 

It works! 

I've even used two same-sized aluminum loaf pans instead of bowls. 

I find it works best if you sing when you do it.  Any Beatles, Cars or Outkast song will do.


outkast hey ya from Johnny Wu on Vimeo.