Wednesday, February 29, 2012

I'd Rather Be Gluten Free Than Iron a Shirt


I have some wonderfully supportive friends and family* who are helping me, at least tolerating me, in these first early months of living with Celiac Disease. 
 
They seem to accept my random gluten facts and rants as another phase of my penchant for information gluttony.  They've taken my Anthony Bourdain watching, orchid growing, homeschooling, bread baking, P.J. O'Rourke reading obsessions in their stride. 
 
But gluten?  Gluten may be here to stay. 
 
And there is one friend who is strapped in next to me on this crazy ride.

We call her the good witch of the North; since she's from Canada, eh?  This magical woman has bought gluten free cook books, made me gluten free goodies, experimented with the elusive gluten free baguette and more. 
 
Just today she brought me a recipe for some crazy easy, crazy delish flax muffins (I promise to share them in a blog).  With the muffins she brought her special brand of wisdom:

 We make our choices and most of us do exactly what we want to do... if not, I would iron more often.
Karen said so perfectly how I feel about facing the challenges of an autoimmune disease. 

I am the maker of my choices.  I am not, nor ever will be, a victim of circumstance.  I may not have chosen this challenge but I can definitely choose my attitude about it:

I am embracing my gluten free life in some very wrinkled clothing!


*To all my fabulous and jealous friends, you know who you are, I will blog about you too.


Tuesday, February 28, 2012

HEB Makes Gluten Free Better

If you remember, I made red beans and rice with HEB's Central Market Organics.  All the ingredients appeared to be gluten free, but I'm learning that some things that appear to be 'safe' are not.  I tried to find this product on HEB's gluten free product list but had no luck.  So I put a call into HEB's customer service.

The service rep told me she knew the beans to be gluten free but asked if she could call me back.  She wanted to verify the information with the factory.  I got the call back today. 

Not only are the beans gluten free but they are manufactured in a factory that is also gluten free! 

I'm starting to buy their slogan:



Sunday, February 26, 2012

What the Kale?

I love kale.  Right before I was diagnosed with Celiac Disease, I started craving it and eating an entire bunch in one sitting.  Now I know it was my body trying to replace the nutrients I was missing.  And kale is a power house when it comes to nutrients!  Full of vitamins A, C and K, a good source of calcium and iron, kale plays more nutrional roles than Meryl Streep has accents. 

Invited to an Oscar/Going away party for my friend moving to Venezuela, this kale and grapefruit salad seemed like the perfect pick to play both parts.

Kale and Grapefruit Salad
1 bunch kale
1 tbs. olive oil
1 tsp garlic wine vinegar
2 grapefruits
1/4 purple onion, sliced
dash sea salt
Additional gluten free toppings as you prefer: raspberries, sunflower seeds, feta cheese

Rinse and pat the kale dry.  Remove the leaves from the stem.  I usually tear the leaves into bite sized pieces with my hands.

Mix the olive oil and vinegar together.


Drizzle the oil and vinegar over the kale.  Sprinkle sea salt on top.  Now massage the kale with your hands.  This is what it will look like before the massage:

This is what the kale looks like after the massage.  Doesn't it look more relaxed and loose?

Peel the grapefruits and section them.  Be careful not to get any of the pith (pith, not Pitt like Brad Pitt; although he looked pretty yummy tonight) in the salad.  Toss the greens and the grapefruit together.  The longer you let the kale soak in the oil/vinegar/juice, the more tender it will become.

I had raspberries and green onions on hand tonight.  I like to keep the toppings to two or three because, like Meryl's acceptance speech, it's the simplicity of this salad that makes it so refreshing!

    Friday, February 24, 2012

    What Does a Gluten Free Birthday Look Like?

    It looks like this:
    I'm learning to be a wine drinker.  My friend, Heather, is helping.
    This amazing artist makes sculptures from dead or fallen trees. 
    He is creating a piece in our neighborhood park.  We had to go meet him!
    Knock out bars from Mary's Gluten Free

    
    And THIS!  Green's Beer, caprese salad, guacamole and chips. 
    Thank you to my Texadian friends!

    Thursday, February 23, 2012

    Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler!

    Doucet. Boudreaux. Both 'good' French names; both brought to south Louisiana by the first displaced Acadians.  These are the names of my ancestors.  Never mind that I was adopted into this culture.  Forget that I was born and raised in Houston; South Louisiana is home.   

    Louisiana is where we went to celebrate weddings and funerals; yes, celebrate.  You can barely tell the difference between the two events. There is music and dancing, laughing and crying, lots of hugging, big kisses and... FOOD.  When I was four years old I asked my Papa if we were at a wedding or a funeral. He smiled at me and said, "Well, if there's a man all dressed up and he's not breathing or moving... you can be sure it's a wedding!" 

    Perhaps it's because the Cajuns endured so many hardships that they developed what we call 'cajun enh-juh-new-uh-tee". They also have the ability to make the good times so much sweeter.  All of life is to be loved, people are to be cherished, feet are for dancing and food is for sharin'!

    New to living with Celiac Disease, I've already made my choice:   I'm clinging to my culture.  Since almost every Cajun recipe starts with, "first you make a roux", my food has had to face some Cajun ingenuity.  More than the flavor, I think the stubborn determination to make something delicious with what little was available is what gives Cajun food it's depth.  So with Feufollet singing "Prends Courage", I'm dancing my way into a gluten free Mardi Gras.

    Gluten Free King Cake
    Beautiful, isn't it?  Would you like the recipe?  Well, you can't have it.  This cake turned out more like short bread.  Tasty, but not very cake like.  It's probably not the recipe's fault; I made some on the fly changes to the ingredients.   But let's face it, how often are you going to make King Cake?  Once a year... maybe.  So instead, I would love to share the other gluten free food we had for Mardi Gras.  This is something you can make every Monday like the Cajuns do!

    Red Beans and Rice

    15 links of Aidelle's Chicken and Apple Sausage
    1/2 Tbs. oil of choice
    3 medium white onions, chopped
    2 green peppers, chopped
    5 stalks celery, chopped
    5 cloves garlic, minced
    5 cans Central Market Organic Low Sodium Dark Red Kidney Beans
    2-3 bay leaves
    ground black pepper to taste

    Brown or white rice (follow directions for the number of servings you want)
    We love Aidell's Chicken and Apple sausage, but you can use any gluten free sausage of choice.  Slice sausage links on a diagonal about 1/4 of an inch thick.  Place them in the bottom of a large stock pot with oil on medium high heat.  Stir at first to coat all the sausage with oil, then allow to cook undisturbed so that the sausage can brown. 
    This is what you want your sausage to look like on at least one side.  It will look slightly blistered but not black.  It will stick to the bottom a bit.  Don't be scared.  This dark sticky stuff is what will make your bean juice thick and will give it a deep flavor-- like you've made them with roux.  It's a delicate balance to getting the sausage to brown without burning.  If you see a lot of build up on the bottom of the pot, use tongs to scrap the bottom as you begin stir the sausages again.



    I like to do my chopping before I brown the sausage.  Once the sausage is cooked, add in chopped onions and stir until almost wilted.  Then throw in the celery, bell pepper and garlic.  Stir a little bit more until all the veggies look tender.  Be sure to scrape the bottom of the pan to remove any brown bits from the sausage. 

    Onions
    Bell Pepper (I wonder if thoses sticker are gluten free?)

    Celery
    Garlic
    After the vegetables have softened, add in your kidney beans (do not drain).  I use the low sodium canned beans because I work for a dialysis clinic and we encourage everyone to watch their sodium intake.  I love HEB's Central Market Organics.  All the ingredients appear to be gluten free: organic kidney beans, water, sea salt.  I had no reaction to them but still placed a call into HEB for the definite answer.  I'll let you know what I hear.   





    Once the beans are in the pot, add two or three bay leaves, grind black pepper until it's visible on the top of the beans. I made about ten turns on my grinder.  When the liquid begins to bubble, turn the heat down to low and let simmer for at least an hour, longer if you have it.  Periodically stir the beans and mash a few to the sides of the pot.  Then stir them back into the 'bean juice'.  This will also help to thicken the gravy. 

    Cook your favorite rice to serve with the beans. 

    The most import thing about Cajun food is that it is for sharing.  I don't add alot of spice to my food because I like to feed a crowd.  Make sure to have your favorite gluten free Cajun hot sauce near the pot of beans for people to doctor their bowl to their liking.  This fed about 14 people and one pregnant lady.    
    Let the gluten free good times roll!
    *If you want to make this in a slow cooker, be sure to crack the lid slightly so that some of the steam releases so the liquid will thicken as the beans cook.


    Monday, February 20, 2012

    Let's Get the Party Started

    I've been wanting to start a blog for a few months now. 

    I've composed deep and insightful posts in my head about having celiac disease and living gluten free.  None of them have felt 'right' as my blog debut.  There's the soul searching post about finding a name for what ailed me; complete with a Shakespearen reference.  Then there is one about my failed first attempts at gluten free baking.  And one about the life changing fish filet sandwich...but they all feel too serious to open with.

    I'm the girl who insisted her groom dance to Lyle Lovett's She's No Lady for their first song.

    I'm the girl who spent the first few weeks after getting my Celiac backstage pass singing like the Pussy Cat Dolls:

    Dontcha wish your girlfriend was gluten free?
    Dontcha wish your girlfriend had Celiac like me?
    Dontcha?
    Woo hoo, hoo hoo.

    The deep insightful thoughts are still here and they'll have their day on display.  But for now, let's get this party started the best way I know how.

    Put on your Rick James wig.  Unbutton that sequined vest and...

    HIT IT!

    She’s a gluten freeky girl,
    The kind you would not feed a biscuit.
    She will never let your crumbs  around;
    Don’t eat your crackers in her sheets, ow girl.

    She likes a beer in her hand.
    She says that Green's is her all-time favorite.
    When I bring her Redbridge it’s the right kind;
    She’s never hard to please.


    That girl is pretty clean now.
    The girl’s a gluten freek.

    The kind of girl you read about
    In Delight magazine.


    That girl is pretty healthy.
    The girl’s a gluten freek.
    I’d really love to feed her
    Every time we meet.

    She’s all right, she’s all right
    That girl's all right with CD, yeah, heh, heh, heh!

    She’s a gluten freek, gluten freek
    She’s gluten freeky, yow.
    EVERYBODY SING
    Gluten freek, gluten freek.

    She’s a very special girl.
    From her villi down to her toenails;
    Down to her feet.
    And she’ll wait for you at the backdoor of her kitchen
    With some gluten free cuisine.

    Chinese food is not a prob for her she says,
    “PF Changs, I’ll be waiting”
    When I get there she’s got Little Soya, wine and some spring rolls.
    It’s a gluten freeky scene.

    That girl is pretty clean now.
    The girl’s a gluten freek.

    (Gluten free) Temptations sing!

    Ohhhhh

    Gluten freek, gluten freek,
    That girl’s a gluten freek.

    Ohhhhh

    She’s a gluten freeky girl,
    The kind you would not feed a biscuit
    She will never let your villi down.
    Once you get her gluten free, ow girl.

    Blow, Kimmy!